Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Quote by Alan B Shepard Jr

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes, Mistakes Quotes

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

The problem of our age is the proper administration of wealth, so that the ties...

The problem of our age is the proper administration of wealth, so that the ties...

As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I...

As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I...

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her...

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her...

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And...

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And...

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

Many people worry so much about managing their careers, but rarely spend half that much...

Many people worry so much about managing their careers, but rarely spend half that much...

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a...

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a...