According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.

Quote by Jay Leno

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Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....

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Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

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NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

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