I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after they've told you what you think it is...

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after they've told you what you think it is...

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing...

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