Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...