Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Quote by Will Rogers

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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon...

Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon...