A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn

Quote by Dave Barry

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My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into...

My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child...

I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child...

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic...

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic...

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can...

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can...

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage...

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage...

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the...

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the...

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I...

I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I...

After all, the chief business of the American people is business

After all, the chief business of the American people is business

The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon

The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon

When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people...

When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people...