“New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.Quote by Dave BarryTopics: Quotes about Dave BarryShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...#Arguments, #People
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...#Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night#History, #Humor, #Inventions
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...#Dave Barry