“I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.Quote by Dave BarryTopics: Quotes about Dave BarryShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...#Constitution, #Government
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night#History, #Humor, #Inventions
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...#People, #Religion
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...#Dave Barry
