A man is basically as faithful as his options.
Quote by Chris Rock
Being Faithful Quotes
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...
Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
A man is only as faithful as his options
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...
George Bush hates midgets.
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.