You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Quote by Chris Rock
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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...
A man is only as faithful as his options
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...
Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...
Ja Rule is not Tupac
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...
Perhaps people like us cannot love. Ordinary people can - that is their secret