You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Quote by Chris Rock
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...
George Bush hates midgets.
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...
A man is only as faithful as his options
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...