You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the…
Quote by Chris Rock
Ja Rule is not Tupac
Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...
George Bush hates midgets.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
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