You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the…

Quote by Chris Rock

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There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to...

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

A man is only as faithful as his options.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

George Bush hates midgets.

George Bush hates midgets.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.