A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the...

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.