A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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Doug Larson Quotes
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of...
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would...
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is...
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other...
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting...
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.