I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Picture Quote by Douglas Adams

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Wit Picture Quotes

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

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Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

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Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.