I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Picture Quote by Douglas Adams

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Wit Picture Quotes

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

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Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.