I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Picture Quote by Douglas Adams

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Wit Picture Quotes

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

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Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.