I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Picture Quote by Douglas Adams

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Wit Picture Quotes

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

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Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

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Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.