Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Picture Quote by Al Bundy

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

When nothing goes right.... go left.

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When nothing goes right.... go left.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend.If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your...

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A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend.If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

A real woman can do everything on her own but a real man won't let...

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A real woman can do everything on her own but a real man won't let...