You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Picture Quote by Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could