You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Picture Quote by Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

â€œBegin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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â€œBegin at the beginning,

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources