You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Picture Quote by Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint