Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Picture Quote by Stephanie Klein

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes, Memoir Picture Quotes, Truth Picture Quotes

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Whatever you do will be insignificant but its very important that you do it.

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Whatever you do will be insignificant but its very important that you do it.

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think,...

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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think,...

It's time to work a little harder.

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It's time to work a little harder.

Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.

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Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.