Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Imagination Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

An old man told his grandson My son, there's a battle between two wolves inside...

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An old man told his grandson My son, there's a battle between two wolves inside...