Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Imagination Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams live the life you've imagined

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams live the life you've imagined

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we...

When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead

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When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead