Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Picture Quote by Dave Barry

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.