Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Picture Quote by Dave Barry

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Wishing you Magic this Christmas

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Wishing you Magic this Christmas

Merry Christmas! have a safe and happy holiday

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Merry Christmas! have a safe and happy holiday

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears...

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Why we know Santa is a man 1. Too lazy to shave 2. He wears...

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

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Peace, Love and Happiness. It's all you need for this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

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Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

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May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...