What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be...

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be...

No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

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No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

Don't raise your voice improve your arguments

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Don't raise your voice improve your arguments

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain...

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All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain...