What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...