What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom