What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Assuming the worst in a person hurts them. Assuming the best in a person dissapoints...

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Assuming the worst in a person hurts them. Assuming the best in a person dissapoints...

That which can be destroyed by the truth should be.

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That which can be destroyed by the truth should be.