What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant...

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The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant...

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.