I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Regrets and mistakes are memories made

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Regrets and mistakes are memories made

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.