I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

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Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

You'll never be brave if you don't get hurt. You'll never learn if you don't...

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You'll never be brave if you don't get hurt. You'll never learn if you don't...

Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in...

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Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in...