I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.

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Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.

Friends make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.

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Friends make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another. What! You too?...

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another. What! You too?...

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed.

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Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed.

Giving a friend a few hours of happy times is the greatest soul therapy we...

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Giving a friend a few hours of happy times is the greatest soul therapy we...

No matter how hard you try, you fall. And it’s the chance you give your...

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No matter how hard you try, you fall. And it’s the chance you give your...

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...

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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...

To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him two.

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To find a friend one must close one eye. To keep him two.

Best friends are people you know you don’t need to talk to every single day....

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Best friends are people you know you don’t need to talk to every single day....

People change.They end up having nothing to say to each other, even if they were...

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People change.They end up having nothing to say to each other, even if they were...

Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

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Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.

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Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores