I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

It's crazy how you can do nice things for people all the time and they...

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It's crazy how you can do nice things for people all the time and they...

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the...

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The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the...

Hi mind, please stop thinking about him. You'll get crazy.

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Hi mind, please stop thinking about him. You'll get crazy.

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Being crazy isn't enough.

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Being crazy isn't enough.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

Be crazy, be weird don't ne afraid of what anybody thinks.

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Be crazy, be weird don't ne afraid of what anybody thinks.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I...

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I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I...

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

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Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...