I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

A best friend will spread your secrets but for all the right reasons

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A best friend will spread your secrets but for all the right reasons

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter

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It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter

Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it. Men socialize by...

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Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it. Men socialize by...

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old...

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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old...

Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life.

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Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life.

I was once sad and lonely, having nobody to comfort me, so wore a mask...

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I was once sad and lonely, having nobody to comfort me, so wore a mask...

Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

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Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

I don't need to know where I'm going I just need to know you'll be...

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I don't need to know where I'm going I just need to know you'll be...

Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

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Good friends are like diamonds, precious and rare

You think you know me well as a friend... you say you understand me... you...

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You think you know me well as a friend... you say you understand me... you...

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

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Insult me all you want but never insult my family or friends otherwise things will...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible