I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I...

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I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I...

It's crazy how you can do nice things for people all the time and they...

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It's crazy how you can do nice things for people all the time and they...

Hi mind, please stop thinking about him. You'll get crazy.

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Hi mind, please stop thinking about him. You'll get crazy.

Being crazy isn't enough.

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Being crazy isn't enough.

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the...

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The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the...

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

Be crazy, be weird don't ne afraid of what anybody thinks.

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Be crazy, be weird don't ne afraid of what anybody thinks.

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...