I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

Yes, most women I know have been betrayed by a friend.

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Yes, most women I know have been betrayed by a friend.

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another. What! You too?...

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another. What! You too?...

Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody

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Things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

I think if I've learned anything about friendship, it's to hang in, stay connected, fight...

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I think if I've learned anything about friendship, it's to hang in, stay connected, fight...

Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

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Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

To keep all your friends is like keeping all your old clothes pretty soon your...

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To keep all your friends is like keeping all your old clothes pretty soon your...

Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time

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Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.

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The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.

My friends praise me and make an ass of me, now my foes tell me...

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My friends praise me and make an ass of me, now my foes tell me...

Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

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Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

Giving a friend a few hours of happy times is the greatest soul therapy we...

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Giving a friend a few hours of happy times is the greatest soul therapy we...

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...