I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

Being crazy isn't enough.

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Being crazy isn't enough.

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the...

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The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the...

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity

Hi mind, please stop thinking about him. You'll get crazy.

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Hi mind, please stop thinking about him. You'll get crazy.

It's crazy how you can do nice things for people all the time and they...

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It's crazy how you can do nice things for people all the time and they...

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

Be crazy, be weird don't ne afraid of what anybody thinks.

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Be crazy, be weird don't ne afraid of what anybody thinks.

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I...

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I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I...

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.