A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

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The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

When nothing goes right.... go left.

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When nothing goes right.... go left.

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to...

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What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to...