A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

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Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

Whenever youâ€™re in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference...

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Whenever youâ€™re in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference...