Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, writing Picture Quotes

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully...

It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We...

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It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We...

A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.

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A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.

I know I was born and I know that I'll die; the in between is...

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I know I was born and I know that I'll die; the in between is...

Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

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Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate