Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, writing Picture Quotes

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the...

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

â€œBegin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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â€œBegin at the beginning,

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will...

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Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will...

A man doesn't realize that to a woman the little things are just as important...

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A man doesn't realize that to a woman the little things are just as important...