Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Picture Quote by Mark Twain

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, writing Picture Quotes

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that...

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite...

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of...

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth...

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I...

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I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I...

And everything you said to me was just a lie, something to make me feel...

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And everything you said to me was just a lie, something to make me feel...

I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.

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I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.

You remind me of the best things in life.

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You remind me of the best things in life.

Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.

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Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.