I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Picture Quote by Lemony Snicket

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing...

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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing...

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

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People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad...

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better. Our destiny is within...

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Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better. Our destiny is within...

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, thatâ€™s like saying you...

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We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, thatâ€™s like saying you...

What's meant to be will always find a way.

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What's meant to be will always find a way.

It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am...

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It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am...

At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us,...

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At a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us,...

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in...

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Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in...