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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

We are living on this planet as if we had another one to go.

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We are living on this planet as if we had another one to go.

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