Reality continues to ruin my life

Picture Quote by Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life

Topics: Calvin-and-hobbes Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

It isn't insane to behave crazy. Insane is to pretend being normal.

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It isn't insane to behave crazy. Insane is to pretend being normal.