Reality continues to ruin my life

Picture Quote by Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life

Topics: Calvin-and-hobbes Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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“Begin at the beginning,

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

People living deeply have no fear of death.

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People living deeply have no fear of death.