Reality continues to ruin my life

Picture Quote by Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life

Topics: Calvin-and-hobbes Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams live the life you've imagined

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams live the life you've imagined