Reality continues to ruin my life

Picture Quote by Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life

Topics: Calvin-and-hobbes Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.

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Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.