Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love

Quote by Dan Castellaneta

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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against...

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

It is better to watch things then to do them.

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should...

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers....

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan...

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman...

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman...

Some men just don't understand that a woman's heart is like a deep ocean of...

Some men just don't understand that a woman's heart is like a deep ocean of...