It is better to watch things then to do them.

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Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's...

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time,...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across...

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have...

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...

You don't act for money. You do it because you love it, because you must.

You don't act for money. You do it because you love it, because you must.

I have a hard time believing athletes are overpriced. If an owner is losing money,...

I have a hard time believing athletes are overpriced. If an owner is losing money,...

As a novelist, I tell stories and people give me money. Then financial planners tell...

As a novelist, I tell stories and people give me money. Then financial planners tell...