It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Quote by US Air Force Manual

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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay...

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old...

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old...

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of...

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all...

I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...

I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go...

In bygone days, commanders were taught that when in doubt, they should march their troops...

In bygone days, commanders were taught that when in doubt, they should march their troops...

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.