They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

Quote by Tallulah Bankhead

Topics: Funny Quotes, Hollywood Quotes

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it...

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without...

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...