Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Quote by Carrie Snow

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame;...

Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame;...

The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too...

The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too...

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is...

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is...

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little...

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1...