Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Quote by Carrie Snow

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to...

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Youth has no age.

Youth has no age.

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't...

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't...

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Take hold of this (charm) that subjects to immortality (life), may thy life unto old...

Take hold of this (charm) that subjects to immortality (life), may thy life unto old...

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

The less you know, the sounder you sleep.

You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great...

You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great...

It was so cold I almost got married

It was so cold I almost got married