I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...