I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea…

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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

My characters always like themselves.

My characters always like themselves.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.