I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.