I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...