I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.