I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the...

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I live in the moment.

I live in the moment.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.