I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's...

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our...

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the...

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.