David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

Quote by Amy Sedaris

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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They...

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

I always find something to keep me busy.

I always find something to keep me busy.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The...

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of...

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not ambitious.

I'm not a first-place person.

I'm not a first-place person.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do...

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure,...