The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

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We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...

We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It...

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if...

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you, come with me.

You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you, come with me.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

All the money you make will never buy back your soul.

All the money you make will never buy back your soul.

Journalists are like whores; as high as their ideals may be, they still have to...

Journalists are like whores; as high as their ideals may be, they still have to...