I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

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There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father

Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

The trial of a case is a three-legged stool - a judge and two advocates.

The trial of a case is a three-legged stool - a judge and two advocates.

This (Tokyo nerve gas attack) was done not by people with a political ideal but...

This (Tokyo nerve gas attack) was done not by people with a political ideal but...

Camaraderie ends when crime begins.

Camaraderie ends when crime begins.

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of...

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of...

The greatest crimes do not arise from a want of feeling for others but from...

The greatest crimes do not arise from a want of feeling for others but from...

Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.

Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.

If criminals wanted to grind justice to a halt, they could do it by banding...

If criminals wanted to grind justice to a halt, they could do it by banding...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

He who profits by a crime commits it

He who profits by a crime commits it

Poverty is the mother of crime.

Poverty is the mother of crime.

They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never...

They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never...

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

Crimes are not to be measured by the issue of events, but by the bad...

Crimes are not to be measured by the issue of events, but by the bad...

Humanity is the crime; God is the criminal.

Humanity is the crime; God is the criminal.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve...

Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve...