Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Quote by Infantry Journal

Topics: Funny Quotes, Military Quotes

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

He would make a lovely corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have...

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have...

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look...

Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of...

Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of...

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.