He would make a lovely corpse.

Quote by Charles Dickens

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Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning...

Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning...

May not the complaint, that common people are above their station, often take its rise...

May not the complaint, that common people are above their station, often take its rise...

Love is a crazy thing. It sucks and is totally overrated.

Love is a crazy thing. It sucks and is totally overrated.

What is meant by a knowledge of the world is simply, an acquaintance with the...

What is meant by a knowledge of the world is simply, an acquaintance with the...

Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs.

Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs.

Law is an ass, an idiot.

Law is an ass, an idiot.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast.

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast.

You don't carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.

You don't carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.

Probably every new and eagerly expected garment ever put on since clothes came in fell...

Probably every new and eagerly expected garment ever put on since clothes came in fell...

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families

Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families

Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man! Oh the little...

Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man! Oh the little...

There is a wisdom of the head, and... a wisdom of the heart.

There is a wisdom of the head, and... a wisdom of the heart.

We forge the chains we wear in life.

We forge the chains we wear in life.

An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain...

An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain...

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There...

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There...

The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself.

The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;...

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;...