I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Quote by Joseph Heller

Topics: Choice Quotes, Decision Quotes, Military Quotes

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Rise above principle and do what's right.

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust...

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

When you see something that is technically sweet, you go ahead and do it and...

When you see something that is technically sweet, you go ahead and do it and...

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed...

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed...