If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Quote by Edgar W Howe

Topics: Funny Quotes, School Quotes

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

Housekeeping ain't no joke

Housekeeping ain't no joke

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket...

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket...

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant...

As winter strips the leaves from around us, so that we may see the distant...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...

This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Every board member should have the right to stand up and vote the way they...

Every board member should have the right to stand up and vote the way they...

I like classy women who actually try to get dressed for class, not wearing uggs...

I like classy women who actually try to get dressed for class, not wearing uggs...