I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Clevernes Quotes, Funny Quotes, Understanding Quotes

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable...

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable...

Everything popular is wrong.

Everything popular is wrong.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Extravagance is the luxury of the poor; penury is the luxury of the rich

Extravagance is the luxury of the poor; penury is the luxury of the rich

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else...

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance

I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his...

From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his...

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are...

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are...

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace,...

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace,...

Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily...

Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily...