I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Clevernes Quotes, Funny Quotes, Understanding Quotes

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Charity creates a multitude of sins.

Charity creates a multitude of sins.

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to...

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to...

An acquaintance that begins with a compliment is sure to develop into a real friendship.

An acquaintance that begins with a compliment is sure to develop into a real friendship.

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life...

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life...

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel that no one...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel that no one...

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...

The secret of life is in art.

The secret of life is in art.

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family...

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family...

Life presents us with a new opportunity every day. Learn from both your mistakes and...

Life presents us with a new opportunity every day. Learn from both your mistakes and...

If life is an evolving process,then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic...

If life is an evolving process,then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic...