I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Clevernes Quotes, Funny Quotes, Understanding Quotes

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always...

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always...

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon...

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon...

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead...

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead...

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every...

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Anybody can be good in the country

Anybody can be good in the country

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

I suffer from 'Girlnextdooritis' where the guy is friends with you and that's it.

I suffer from 'Girlnextdooritis' where the guy is friends with you and that's it.

I had had an extroverted personality with a lot of friends, but when I lost...

I had had an extroverted personality with a lot of friends, but when I lost...