Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

It's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be...

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It's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be...

Sometimes I wish I could go back and tell myself what I know now

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Sometimes I wish I could go back and tell myself what I know now

Nobody can hurt me without my permission

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Nobody can hurt me without my permission