If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

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Christmas is the spirit of GIVING without a thought of GETTING.

Christmas isn’t about toys Christmas isn’t about money Christmas is about loving your family Christmas...

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Christmas isn’t about toys Christmas isn’t about money Christmas is about loving your family Christmas...

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

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Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm tryin' to forget you

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I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm tryin' to forget you

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break