A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

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Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

Isn't it strange how you're constantly reminded to be nice to everyone and not to...

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Isn't it strange how you're constantly reminded to be nice to everyone and not to...

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.

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Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain...

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain...

Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger....

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Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger....

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

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Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once...

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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once...

Promise Yourself To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have...

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Promise Yourself To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...