The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old

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"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

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Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

Isn't it strange how you're constantly reminded to be nice to everyone and not to...

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Isn't it strange how you're constantly reminded to be nice to everyone and not to...

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind

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Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind

The worst thing about being lied to is realizing the person telling the lie doesn't...

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The worst thing about being lied to is realizing the person telling the lie doesn't...

I dress the way I want. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not

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I dress the way I want. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not

Experience tells you what to do, confidence allows you to do it.

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Experience tells you what to do, confidence allows you to do it.

This is my life you canâ€™t dictate it. I'm in control, I'm on and I'll...

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This is my life you canâ€™t dictate it. I'm in control, I'm on and I'll...

Don't you worry your pretty little mind. People throw rocks at things that shine.

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Don't you worry your pretty little mind. People throw rocks at things that shine.

Don't be ashamed of the way you look. You have exactly what somebody else wants.

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Don't be ashamed of the way you look. You have exactly what somebody else wants.

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST