Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Quote by Robert Orben

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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee....

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...