I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Quote by Dean Martin

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I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,'...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello,...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and...

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from...

And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from...

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog.

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and...

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and...

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of...

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of...

If you could run, as you drink, you might catch a hare.

If you could run, as you drink, you might catch a hare.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to...

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to...

And before I had done speaking in mine heart, behold, Rebekah came forth with her...

And before I had done speaking in mine heart, behold, Rebekah came forth with her...

Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop the...

Women swallow at one mouthful the lie that flatters, and drink drop by drop the...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.